Derek Kirk

DEREK KIRK

HALEY & ASSOCIATES, INC.
9129 Elk Grove Boulevard
Elk Grove, CA 95624
(916) 483-1809 Private line
(916) 213-5715 Cell
(916) 685-2100 Ext. 117

FUNNY BUSINESS

My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they wont pay.

My agent was always smiling. I didn't think anybody could have that many teeth without being a barracuda.

I bought a two story house. One story before, and another after.

tickle me and hear me giggle.

A housewarming is the final call for those who haven't sent a wedding present

The best part of a real estate bargain is the neighbor.

Home: A place when you go there they have to take you in.

Charity: A thing that begins at home and usually stays there.

A man's home is his castle. That's how it seems when he pays taxes on it.

me too! tickle me to please.

The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.

They have an all electric home. Everything in it is charged.

A Happy Home is a place where each spouse entertains the possibility that the other may be right though neither believes it.

By the time you pay for a home in the suburbs, it isn't.

A Modern home is a place where a switch controls everything but the kids, and it has gadgets to do everything except make the payments.

The house has a wall to wall carpet and back to wall payment.

A typical home has a TV set that is adjusted better than the kids.

House problem: The oven is self-cleaning, but the kids aren't.

Our new house has one down payment and 240 darn payments.

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and tickle all of us toooooooooooo!

THANK YOU FOR COMING.
and please... give us one more tickle

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